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Time One

6:45 a.m.

Alarm blares. Adderall, coffee, Lululemon leggings. We go toward fitness center in Dumbo acquire in a half-ass exercise. If we’re getting truthful, everyone else within gym is really so unsightly Really don’t care and attention how lazy I look.

11 a.m.

We re-read a text Patrick — my personal the majority of major “not-relationship” — delivered last night. However disregarding it. The guy could address me personally better, but because he’s Ivy knowledgeable and oozes “trust fund,” i do believe our ideas of “nice” vary. He’s very entitled. Still, I’m in deep love with him and wish to flaunt my personal new boob job, that he hasn’t observed yet. Patrick and I found in Vegas a year ago. He’s 25, 2 years older than me. I became on elderly spring split with my sorority siblings (really). I kissed him at a pool celebration, I then made him Venmo me $350 to cancel my personal flight house and remain with him an additional night. Now the two of us reside in nyc in addition to Vegas glow features dulled. Patrick is actually humorous and outgoing, with a fantastic human anatomy and a stupidly wonderful apartment. The guy said a month ago that he doesn’t want a significant commitment, which actually hurt my personal feelings. I’m still keeping him during the blend, in the event, but trying to find a significant relationship … specifically one which ends around residing together in a mansion in Connecticut.

11:15 a.m.

Okay, mayyyybe we”ll grace Patrick’s telephone with a slutty Snapchat. I’m not at your workplace these days might devote my time for you my real enthusiasm: males.

2 p.m.

Focus on my personal memoir about the men I outdated. Which is my end-goal, skillfully. My job as a publicist and stylist at a fashion organization within the Garment District is actually enjoyable, but definitely not everything. It provides me personally fantastic content material, though! Creating my memoirs in mansions — that’s what i’d like in life.

8 p.m.

Log onto Facebook. Creep on Cameron’s profile, another i-banker. He and I also have actually a date because of this few days. We met on Bumble (programs are not my thing, but we’ll let some guy slide in occasionally). Cameron’s profile claims that he’s from Colorado, which means that my bottle-blonde hair does half the work for my situation.

Day Two

7:15 am.

Photo-shoot day at work. I get up to a million texts from my super-glam but insane fashion-designer manager, Jennifer: “The model is a size 8. We don’t have sufficient shoes.” I bring a bag of seven sets of my personal footwear and learn how to lug these to the studio. With my boob job, i am nonetheless maybe not expected to carry everything. Jennifer asks easily also can do the design’s hair … ?

9 a.m.

Luckily my abilities as a female lead to specialist locks knowledge.

10:30 a.m.

Lighting, digital camera, hot model, let us fucking get!

2:10 p.m.

“And exactly what will you’ve got for lunch, Jennifer?” the professional photographer asks my personal manager. “i am just probably go downstairs and possess some oxygen,” she says.

5 p.m.

I grab a number of Snapchats regarding the product on set and article all of them. The guys I’m dating love this manner crap.

7 p.m.

The texts start avalanching in. Patrick asks the shoot is certian. Evan, another Ivy man and family members buddy, says the product stole their look. Andres, a younger design student in Ca that I fuck, tells me the model doesn’t have anything on me personally. Compliments and attention after a long day — we’ll get ‘em.

Day Three

10 a.m.

Work, work, a lot more work. Fashion is like in really love with a lovely woman who will never ever bang you, but enables you to smell the woman locks once in some time.

2 p.m.

Occasionally I’m surprised how frivolous this work tends to be. Is the fact that white charmeuse silk also yellow? Really does that Instagram picture fit our very own aesthetic?

5 p.m.

Cameron, the banker from Bumble, asks to-do supper and products tonight — Italian in Soho. Yum, yes!

I’m from Charleston in Sc. My mommy feels I should be south, nice and hot. She was actually the one that motivated (and compensated the $10,000 costs for) my breast augmentation after graduating. I found myselfn’t truly obsessed about it, but Mother knows best, right? I got all of them carried out in my personal home town two months ago and went from a B to a D, absolutely nothing extreme, just what my doctor called a “innovative, low-key addition.” Folks where i am from do not have flavor — I experienced to ask my personal doctor to ensure that they’re fairly small.

7:50 p.m.

Cameron waits patiently at the dining table. He is six-foot-three of Wall Street dreamboat in a blue linen button-down that shows down their Texas-size biceps. “can you like yellow?” Yezzir! We split a container and gnocchi. Cameron provides an older brother, traditional beliefs, and moms and dads who’ren’t divorced. My south mother would be so satisfied.

I am from Charleston in Sc. My personal mommy thinks i will end up being southern, nice and hot. She had been the one that encouraged (and paid the $10,000 statement for) my breast enhancement after graduating. I happened to ben’t really in love with it, but mom knows greatest, right? I’d them carried out in my personal home town two months in the past and went from a-b to a D, absolutely nothing extreme, what my physician labeled as a “innovative, low-key inclusion.” Individuals where I’m from haven’t any taste — I had to ask my personal doctor to keep them fairly tiny.

10 p.m.

After-dinner, Cameron and that I convey more beverages at a French club the guy picked since it offers my personal name. This child is useful, the guy did their research. I am not actually bothered from the bratty French cocktail waitress who judges Cameron as he orders two absinthe cocktails. Cameron asks quite a few concerns, is actually polite and good looking. I like him, but as with all lenders absolutely an underlying sliminess i recently can not move.

11 p.m.

Cameron and that I make out on Houston! Sliminess apart, this can be fucking incredible. Some body give my personal breasts and me a medal. We ensure that it stays stylish and hail a cab for my self. Know me as conventional, but Really don’t rest with guys I really like.

11:15 p.m

I begin emotionally evaluating Cameron with Patrick in the back of the taxi. Cameron is actually extremely hot, standard, and semi-predictable. Patrick is an emotionally unavailable nerd, brilliant, and ordinary looking. These feelings are too a lot to look at and besides, I am not done partying. My friend Jameson is out in Greenwich Village together with his co-workers. This cab motorist must imagine I’m these a slut.

11:30 p.m.

Drinking for ingesting’s benefit with additional lenders. Im a creature of practice! Jameson along with his big blue-eyes tend to be regular on me so I end up in them. We get drinks, after that get yummy mozzarella cheese pizza pie and check out his set in Hell’s home.

1 a.m.

Nothing takes place with Jameson. The guy simply fondles my personal breasts for somewhat.

Day Four

5:45 a.m.

Jameson spoons me personally. He is cuddly, basically just a pal. Whichever. We make him get up for work. “i am very pleased we finally reached do that,” he says to my personal tits.

8 a.m.

A later date, another day Uber drive house.

10 a.m.

My manager is being questioned at Sirius XM today! Cool crap. I’m allowed to include because modest brag

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We made it happen. Howard Stern monitors myself out in the facility lobby. Every day life is complete! Hungover, but happy.

6 p.m.

Sneak unemployed, spider house, perish cheerfully during intercourse.

Day Five

5 p.m.

My personal BFF Alexandra is here from Fl! she actually is excited to get into a metropolis. I’m excited to have the woman around; nyc girlfriends have grating some times.

7 p.m.

Beers! Alexandra and I fulfill at a small cellar club in Greenwich Village. Ugh, missed her. She actually is therefore pretty and enjoying and actually has on lip gloss along with her locks are blown dried out, nothing beats Ny ladies. Note to self: lip gloss and trying more.

8 p.m.

Tuna poke and wine during the fortunate Bee from the reduce eastern part. Alexandra really wants to meet “daddies” this weekend. Challenge approved.

11 p.m.

Mind home early, we a huge day in the offing the next day.

12 a.m.

I’m these types of an effective friend … I text every Manhattan male within my cellphone asking regarding their strategies for the next day. Any sexy buddies for my personal girl around?

1 a.m.

There are many biters, such as Cameron and Jameson. Patrick’s down skiing with pals.

Precisely why didn’t he receive me along?

Time Six

11:15 a.m.

Alexandra and that I get coffee-and macarons, then check out Lincoln Center.

2 p.m.

Stroll her through Central Park. Snow!

2:30 p.m.

This walk has become a boy search.

2:35 p.m.

We saunter into Tavern about Green. Using cream marble, glass windowpanes, and snowfall slipping … MY Jesus! This one is really nyc. A svelte more mature man in equipped khakis and Bean footwear puts a stop to all of us during the lobby. I caught him off-guard, I can smell it. He smiles large and wacky and claims, “Hi!” The doll of a hostess does you a favor and chairs you at the club right next to him and his awesome friends.

3 p.m.

Sticky buns, mimosas, and a casino game of Cat and Mouse observe which makes the first move.

3:15 p.m.

Khakis & company tend to be Europeans. Alexandra is actually smitten; I am indifferent.

3:30 p.m.

We’re now from the Euros’ bar tab and Alex provides — for some reason — already produced out with a couple of them. I love NYC because there’s usually a hot non-native in a tourist bar who’s pleased to hold a blonde girl company.

5 p.m.

I am just generating down with Khakis inside snowfall. He is 41 (my oldest yet!), resides in Amsterdam, and contains by far the most important feature! The guy is served by two kitties … and a wife.

6 p.m.

Alexandra has kissed three associated with the Dutchmen. I’m obtaining annoyed. Time for a change of location. “Come to the dining table at the package later!” the Euros demand.

9 p.m.

New bar, brand-new men. They are red-blooded American hedge-fund men (yay!).

12 a.m.

A lot of drinks later and that I can barely stand, but Alexandra and that I will the container.

2 a.m.

Moving on tables around the Dutchmen.

3 a.m.

Kevin, hedge-fund man, and friends from the final club have stalked us toward package. Stalking is actually a unique level, but I’m willing to end up being thus drunk in his bed. In the taxi residence, Alex leans over and states, “might you make sure he understands?” “let me know what?!” Kevin requires. “I just had gotten new boobies!” Kevin melts. Many Thanks, Mom!

Time Seven

10:30 a.m.

Kevin and that I get up completely clothed in his UES attic. Morning gender!

10:45 a.m.

Oh my personal god: 30-year-old guys are a great deal better between the sheets than 20-year-old males! We fuck twice. I pull my silk cami down and instantly Kevin is seated to my chest, dick between my personal boobs. That is brand new! The guy swings me personally in addition to him after and that I make him see me personally and my new tits ride him. I could try this forever.

12 p.m.

Byeeee, Kevin! I’ll most likely never see him again, which can be fine — but the southern girl in me personally is a little shameful. Which is New York, however. We find Alexandra in Fidi. Hangovers equal bagels.

2 p.m.

Lox and schmear on an everything from Russ & Daughters. We eat the bagels for the reception for the Indigo resort like degenerates.

2:15 p.m.

“You women should share those bagels?” Two handsome blonde men quit to talk to their way-off the elevator. They require my personal quantity and want to party afterwards. These tits have altered my life! But i cannot go-back away this evening.

5 p.m.

Brooklyn. Bed. Easily dared beverage again i’d perish … but i am the reigning king of NYC now. Alexandra will take off when it comes to airport. Forty-eight hrs with her had not been enough! Patrick messages to see the things I was actually up to on the weekend as he was out snowboarding. I deliver him back photos people carrying out outlines into the restroom on package. Unsure if these escapades get myself any nearer to having a mansion in Greenwich with Patrick, nevertheless they carry out make fantastic memoir content.

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